Sunday, June 12, 2005

whle watching bunty & bubbly

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Marriage: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't -- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

Men marry because they are tired. Women marry because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man cherishes the memory of the woman who didn't.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use in two people remembering the same thing.

The Battle: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

Husbands: Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her way, and the other is to let her have it.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use in two people remembering the same thing.

The Battle: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

5 comments:

  1. hey i saw that movie...it was ok...not that good but not that bad either. :)
    worth a couple of laughs!
    :)

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  2. [archstorm] - Well, I donot expect much intellect while watching Hindi Movie, so Its good for me

    [Dinky Mind] - ya ya ya !!

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  3. There are some more here
    1. A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
    A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
    A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

    2. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

    3. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

    4. Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban gaya... aur main…SWARGWASI...

    5. its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

    ha ha ha, Guys have fun

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  4. [boldnbeautiful] - Don't you pity for poor emotional guys ?

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