Wednesday, December 28, 2005


Well, Famous dialogue from "Salaam Namaste" is what keeping me alive in this cold whether in California :) going for a Vegas Trip over the New year....But that shall come in another post...this post is dedicated to the beautiful, Egg_Jack_Tly Dialogues from "Salaam Namaste"

Listing some of them below (which I remember):
  • Egg_JACK_TLY
  • Wibes, Why the I hate the Indians..Sorry!!....Egg_Jack_TLY....
  • Ghosts of the kicks not listening to the talks
  • How's your husbands ?
  • The nicks
  • Wife working husbands jerking!! :)
  • Mein Gudde-Guddyon se nahin khelta.
  • When in Rome, Do the Romans
That's the way life is dear....Have fun in whatever comes your way...Do not wait for big big happiness or reasons to have joy....With this though only I shall enter the New Year this time...

Saturday, December 24, 2005

!! Chalkayein Jaam Aa-E-Ye Aapki Aankhon ke Naam, Honthon ke Naam !!

As soon as I entered in US, happiness and joy follows around the Globe, world is standing to celebrate Christmas, and a New Year :)....

We are about to welcome another New Year, full of hopes and desires, and leave behind a old year full of sense of achievement, sorrow, delight and other thousand events....

so the theme of this New year Celebrations shall be "Chalkayein Jaam Aa-E-Yee Aapki Aankhon ke Naam" - "Come on, Let's spill some pegs for the beauty of thy eyes, for the pink of your lips"

A very near friend (Nityn) has achieved the desired bracket of being a Million Salary tag from his Campus, akhir MBA hai re ab... Keep it up dear Manager Saheb :)

Another Friend is relishing joy & delight after finally achieving the love of his life :) "Guess Who ?"

One another finally had the revealation of how and whys of Life ? I am happy for him.

and what the heck is Hirdu doing .... Well, He is spilling Pegs in your Name Folks....I am happy coz you all are achieving....

so "Chalkayein Jaam aa-E-Yee aapki Aankhon ke Naam, Honthon ke Naam"

Thy can listen to the song here. Its very first song...

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Reached Final Destination

So folks, Back to Square One...

Reached few moments ago....All is fine and Fair....

Monday, December 19, 2005

!! Singapore Airport !!

One of the finest airport....ultimate huge and so many thing at one roof....or say so many roofs....

I shall describe the airport later...abhi thoda ghoom ke aate hain :)

ab kuch kuch acha feel ho raha hai :) kuch khaate hain and international cig lete hain :)

Chalo phir wapas aa gaye hain hum

Well, when thy are travelling on Companies expense you are bound to enjoy the free lounge facilities, the free shower, internet and of course the free breakfast.

Though somebody somewhere said "There ain't such thing as free lunch", but I say, "There ain't such thing as free lunch, but there is ofcourse a Free Breakfast and a Free dinner"

On Monday evening (PST) when I shall be reaching the grounds, there shall be a total atmosphere of Party Fun and frolic coz "Hirdu hai jahan, Party hoti hai wahan". It ain't neccessary if some festival is there or not, Being together is itself a ocassion to party.

So folks, In India when tuesday shall be ringing morning bells, I shall be moving ahead with more assertive and shrewd design this time.. :) ... The results shall be seen by the world around "Holi time "....

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Last Post of the Year from Chennai

So folks, Flying From Chennai tonight...It rained almost whole day and I was pretty much Sad this time while packing et al....

but now it seems fine and I feel like I have been compromising on a lot of stuff...anyhow...

Next post shall be from Singapore till then folks Good nite ...sweet dreams..and sleep I shall be economy class there is not too much of space... :)

Let's see what these ppl gimme for dinner or refreshment :)

But Yaaro...bahut bore hua hoon last 3 days...and was in total confusion....let's see ab kya karta hoon....

Friday, December 16, 2005

Ek Ladki Anjani See

Jaane woh kon hai, woh jaane kanha hai.....

Jaane Jaan dhoondta fir raha, hoon tujhe raat din....Mein Yahan se wahan....

So why is Hirdu singing all these songs and have unbelievably high spectrum for Mood Swings :) , well is Hirdu is on the move....He is searching a Gal to Marry....just Single Gal to Marry....

Ads have been published....Response was immense and Na jaane kyun "Iss Dil ko koi yun he bhaata nahin hai...Talaash hai ye bhaari..."

A lot shall be required to be invested in the process of Identifying a Gal, who shall cherish being my Wife :) and it seems a lot of people wanna to see me settle and live happily Everafter.

Shall Continue .....

About how to crack this ....

Non Stop Party Shots 4

Gud Collection, Continuous songs with high upbeat ....


Poshampa Bha-e Poshampa

Poshampa Bha-e Poshampa,
S/W mein Kya kiya,
5 saal kaam kyun kiya

Ab to US jana padega
US mein Roti Khaani Padegi,
US ka Paani peena padega,
Poshampa bha-e Poshampa.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Masroof zamana Mere liye kyun Waqt Apna Barbad Karey

So why this busy world waste a single moment for me ?

Aakhir kya hai woh jo kachot-ta hai kabhi kabhi mere man ko ye paane ke liye....Ki, kisi ke paas ho waqt sirf mere liye....kya kabhi aisa ho payega....

well anyhow....after this thought...I think do I have time for somebody....i thought for a sec ...and answer is YES...I always had tiume for almost everybody....

It's something that ppl are invovled in themselves that they try to overlook my presence and believe that they can do without me some extent yes they can do without me...but then they loose upon sth ...and this is where my USP lies....

So Dear Zamana ....Though you can as Masroof as you ever want to be....but there is sth which I had always promised for being with me and around me....Its the sense of togetherness and then the joy and happiness that flows in continuam with it....

so be there...more to explain... :) I feel you ppl can complete it with more effect.

Singh Jr

A lot of this has been forwarded to me and by me ...Finally I thought of posting the same :)

The teacher asked,"Singh Jr. what is your problem?"

Singh Jr. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in
the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Singh Jr. to the principal's office.
While Singh Jr. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and

She agreed.

Singh Jr. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Singh Jr.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Singh Jr.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Singh
Jr. can go to the third-grade."

If you don't feel embarrassed please read further...

Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Singh Jr. both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Singh Jr., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Singh Jr.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Singh Jr.: "Pants"

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Singh Jr.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And

sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could

stop the answer, Singh Jr. was taking charge.

Singh Jr.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open
really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Singh Jr.: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Singh Jr.: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.

Singh Jr.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was
looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Singh Jr.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.

Singh Jr.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a

Singh Jr.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot
of heat and excitement?

Singh Jr.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get
it u have to use urhand.

Singh Jr.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the
same as intercourse?

Singh Jr.: TALK

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?

Singh Jr.: SURNAME

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots
of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Singh Jr.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send Singh Jr. to DelhiUniversity, I got the last ten questions wrong

Thursday, December 01, 2005

!! Ye gotedaar lenhga !!

A friend is getting married on Dec 11, and following is the song that has been shortlisted which shall be sung at Gathering during a evening before....when all the family members and all near and dear one assemble...Dholak with Cham-much (Spoon) ...all guys and gals shall join in for the performance...he he he :)

Kaafi masti is expected...As usual...I shall be there to participate :)

Thy can listen the song here

Ye gotedaar lenhga nikloon jab daal ke -3
Churiya chal jayein..
Churiya chal jayein meri matwali chaal pe - 2

Jalwe phir dekh gori meri bhi chaal ke -2
Chunri bandh jaye...
chunri bandh jaye teri, mere roomaal se -2

Dir dara

Ek to babu sheeshe jaise chikni meri jawani, dooji umar mastani -2
Oooo...Mere badan per aise phisle teri nazar deewani
Jaise jhalkata paani,

ankhiya milanga humse, chaliya sambhal ke -2

Churiyan chal jayein meri matwali chaal pe...
chunri bandh jaye teri, mere roomaal se


Aaj hamari ek nazar ne kya aafat ker daali, dekh jara matwali -2
kanha kanha se Muski teri kurti resham wali, jhalke badan ki laali..laali
tu bhi kamaal ki hai hum bhi kamaal ke - 2

Chunri bandh jaye teri mere rumaal se
Churiyan chal jayein meri matwali chaal pe...


Man ke chor nahin chalene doon aaj tumhari chori, Mein albeli gori - 2
Mein to uda loon aank se kaajal, chahe khuli tori, dono ankhiya gori
ja ja ..aison ko rakhti hoon mein sheeshe mein daal ke...

Churiya chal jaayein gori matwali chal pe...
Chunri bandh jaye teri mere rumaal se