Thursday, June 09, 2005

EK din US mein...

How one spends 24 hrs of a day in US....Here is what the average guys do...or shud I say normal ones :)

1. Wake up around 9 AM.
2. Have a morning Tea if Roomie prepares then its the best.
3. Go to Office :(
4. In Office, pass on a straight "Hi" to all and sundry.
5. Sit on the seat till lunch. (12:51 PM)
6. Get up, incase the morning gave you enough time to prepare your lunch which is either of Rice and Curry, Bread & Curry; take and have or else goto cafeteria spend anywhere between $5 to $7 and buy Burger or pizza et al
7. Come back to your seat. Again Sit there till 6 PM
8. Have some tea or coffeee.
9. Sit at your seat till 9 PM.
10. Continue sitting till 11 Pm, have a conference call to somebdy in India.
11. Come back to home, prepare some stuff which is Rice, Curry, or Ommlette with bread.
12. Eat, Watch a Downloaded Movie, or junk on TV
13. Stay awake till 2 AM in the morning.
14. In between call up family in India.
15. Do some chatting.
16. Try to sleep on those Spring soft bed.
17. Since cannot sleep on those, Roll over to Floor and Sleep on Carpet.
18. In night wake up atleast 4 times in a hope to find sth gud in kitchen to eat, coz unable so come back and sleep saying,"Why the Heck, I am here ?"

Continue Sleeping and start the same routine next day.

Weekends bring not much of different for a desi.

Now How things differ for a desi gal in US.

1. She shall be talk of the office, if she arrives in office wearing skirt or sth flashy :)
2. She shall always have her cooked lunch with her, rarely they buy.
3. She shall roam around the office in between her sitbacks and shall be found talking here and there.
4. Point 2 B noticed : She shall try to stay as far as she can from other desi guys :)

How things move for ME ;)

Life is a bit different from me

1. Every night I shall sleep, vowing that I shall wake up early in the morning and goto Gym - Same to what I have been planning to do in INDIA fromlast 4 Years....he he he....
2. Shall wake up and enjoy the luxary of having a Dark Cup of Tea prepared by my Roomie.
3. Come to office around 11:00 AM daily and telling a new story everyday on "Why am I late?" to my teammates :) I wonder Why they always nod there Head?
4. Shall check mails for an Hour, then shall go out of LAB to have a daily chit chat with other guys and Gals in Office.
5. Shall come back around lunch...oops time for lunch...okay If I have sth prepared, then have that or buy the most random stuff avaiable and eat it..then finish the stuff which other guys & gals are eating on the table.
6. Generate huge gossips on lunch table and during my chit chat sessions.
7. Keep the meet on after lunch.
8. In between write long mails and blog the stuffs and all the junk ideas..
9. Shall wait the clock to strike 7 and return back to home.
10. Roam around the apartment.
11. Prepare wonderful dinner, do a lot of jabbering with rommie.
12. Shall call up friends, family and some times make blank calls.
13. During the talks, crack in jokes and play cross pranks on phone, with friends, their wives, cousins, family and relative.
14. Post in comments on other blogs.
15. Whole day shall keep messenger on and listen to online songs :)
16. Watch movies, read novels, online, offiline...

thats how life is dealt here ....

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