Monday, January 30, 2006

!! Guys & Gals !!

At the college, male & female students were told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.'

Females wrote : When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, then, it is spiritually and morally acceptable to the society that they both engage themselves in the act of physical sex with one another.

Men wrote : 'I love sex.'

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Na jee bher ke dekha Na kuch baat ki

Well, folks the song is here

http://www.raaga.com/channels/hindi/movie/G0000053.html 9th song

Now the story......

Never in his life he had felt that he can ever be at loss of words, his admired lingo, his jargon, his own intuitive language, his charm shall become his handicap.

It's usual for him to walk to the nearest park during the evening and sit there idle for hours staring at space, initiating the talk with any stranger or aquaintance and then just go back home to settle in sleep.

As usual He sat on his designated bench and started relishing the cool breeze blowing, the birds chirping, the giggle of kids around, the green pasture et al.

"The sights are getting prettier these days", He thought. Somehow he has started compromising on his loneliness by engaging himself to the tasks and pleasures around himself and feeling contect (this sentence is there to divert yr attention, from the real thought which are about ... you know ....why & when says sights are prettier)

Anyhow..."Hey who is She ? She looks like a desi from this far end of the park"....

"Wow !! Yo hu....She is coming towards this end only...hmmmm brisk walking...Oh God !! She is Drop dead Gorgeous !!"

"Shucks Man !! She is coming towards this bench only...." okay guys and gals before I tell you that She comes and sits on the same bench lemme capture and publish all the thoughts which trespassed from the time to time She sat along with him...

More to write ...this office job is killing me...

anyhow current song is .... hear it to enjoy....

http://www.musicindiaonline.com/l/17/s/actors.3/movie_name.336/ - 3rd Song

Chamber of Power

You must have heard of "Power Dressing", you must of heard or seen Seats of Power, but in here I shall talk about a chamber of power.

I was suppose to write this post a week back, but never got time to do so. Anyhow better late than never :)

So folks, Hold your hands together to Congratulate My Very own "Gabber A.K.A Sandy". He is the one who has done it. He is now chairing a Seat, which once belonged to my very first SPM (Senior Product Manager), He is now sitting in the very same chamber, wherein me, he himself, my other collegues use to shiver.

I remember people use to think at least twice or thrice before entering that chamber. That chamber has delivered umpteen product design, twisted innummerable arguments, denied several core-dumps & sengmentation faults and what not.

I still remember, when people use to enter the chamber and then talk, fight, argue, design, storm the intellect out of their brains, stand bare naked (don't think dirty) in terms of there credibility, relibility, dedication, technical expertise and what not.

People use to walk out of the chamber with joy, delight, frustration of not being able to fix, dilemma of "to be or not to be", sorrow brewing in their heart yet plans ignited in their minds and go out of the front gate to catch a breath of fresh air in smoke.

There always use to be sense of respect and security which was associated with that chamber. People use to walk in there with there problems in code and designs, and come out with solution in testtube.

Walking in there was such a graceful phenomenon & now Our own Sandy is chairing that chamber. Hail Sandy Hail !! He is the first guy in our group who is having the leisure of his own chamber. Rest all us though raking millions each year, none is near to it. Just by Chairing the Chamber Sandy has moved ahead of all of us by leaps and bounds.

Whatever others say, But I believe "Sandy Deserved that". He has paved his way to that chamber by bare hands inch by inch, which is what I appreciate.

I wish Him all the luck and believe that he shall maintain the not only the sanctity of the chamber but shall be able to add in few more dimensions to it.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Na jee bher ke dekha Na kuch baat

Na jee bher ke dekha Na Kuch badi aarzoo thi mulaqat ki...

Kuch aur bhi likhna hai iske liye ..... Just wait for few hours...and as soon as I shall be able to sought out few affairs I shall be writing ...

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

If U Think U r fluent in speaking English

Roaming onto Blogworld and found this :) Very cool blog...that was...too many jokes and stuff like this was there.... :) so aaj bahut saari janta got too many forwards :) he he he ...

Try this without a stutter!
Mr. See and Mr. Soar were old friends.
See owned a saw and Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See saw Soar's seesaw, then See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
But See saw Soar and Soar's seesaw before Soar saw
See's saw, so See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
It was a shame to let See see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw !!!

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high

Long time back Gurudev Wrote it and I am still searching the place ...

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high Where knowledge is free

Where the world has not been broken up into fragments By narrow domestic walls

Where words come out from the depth of truth

Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection

Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way Into the dreary desert sand of dead habit

Where the mind is led forward by thee Into ever-widening thought and action

Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake ....

!~! Maut ne humko maara hai, Aur hum Jindagi ke sataaye Hue hain !~!

Today was the day with Sonu Nigam and songs which had been my favourites for a long time...Still I can listen them forever in loop....But then the prob is it makes my day senti and I have to wander and stare at empty space for long...

Incase you guys and gals (I feel gals should not hear these, they might be offended ! Reason: They are the damn reason for these songs and all the sentiyapa associated there in) are searching for sth to hear... to get senti then here is the link.

http://www.musicindiaonline.com/l/10/s/album.4476/singer.404/

Song 2 - Achha Sila Diya Tune Mere Pyar Ka
Song 6 -
Ishq Mein Hum Tumhein kya Batayein
Song 12 - Ye Dhoke Pyar Ke Dhoke

Listen to them continuously in a loop for around an hour and I assure you the loads of sentiyaapa shall than drive down the deepest corners of the heart.

Thy mind shall than wander in solitude and the heart shall miss the beats,
- Dimaag mein dodega ek Bawander or ye dil bhool jayega dhadakna

The corners of the eyes shall trickle tears,
- Ashq bahenge aankhon ke kinaron se

Thy soul shall desire to run to hide somewhere, wherein even the LORD shall fear to evade thy loneliness,

- Ye Rooh daodegi, chhup jaane ke liye kahin aisi jegeh, janha na dhoond sake khud ki khudai mein mashgool khuda bhi

With each breath thy shall than inhale, shall curse each moment treasured with Infidelity of thy beloved,

- Her saans ke saath, nikelegi ek buddua us Bewafa ke liye...

The wine shall than be bitter than acrid venom,
- Sharab bhi ho jayegi Zeher

and Each drop of blood that flows in thy veins shall be ignited lava and shall burn the nerves thread by thread...thread by thread.
- Aur her nason mein daudta hua khoon ka her katra, bun jayega pighalta Lava, aur phoonk daalega her nason ko katra katra kerke, katra katra kerke..

and Shayad phir kissi se milne per tum bhi kaho,

!~! Maut ne humko maara hai Aur hum. Jindagi ke sataaye Hue hain !~!
!~!It was Death who might have killed me, But its the life who has tortured me !~!