Back to Back

I do not even remember when was the last time, I watched 2 movies back to back...Tonight after returning from office...on this cold winter evening, there was nothing much to do !!! Sat in front of TV and watched

The Other end of the line - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1049405/

Wonderful Movie :) You can obviously read the story line at wikipedia...Shriya Saran was perfect...and the tagline about "being nice to nice people" touched a cord somewhere...

anyways a lovely enchanting pic after a long long time...

after a while as I finished dinner...it's time for coffee :) he he he ...Well now some people wake up with morning tea or coffee...I always want tea or coffee before sleep....and now when Rs. 300/- are already spent over cafe coffee day's Filter Coffee Maker...then... इतना तो बनता है कि रोज़ रात को काफी पीकर सोया जाये :)

so folks lo and behold as the coffee brewed....here is another movie copied for viewing pleasure....

This time it's "The Ugly Truth" - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1142988/ 

What a movie...:) I kept watching it till the end...and that is when I realized that I have seen it before sometime...however, I didn't able to recall any of the scenes...

anyways...this forgetful phenomenon has happened many times, so no worries...

My wife keeps complaining though...however the habit of forgetting is synonymous with the habit of forgiving...so it's okay to forgive and forget or to forget and forgive...I hope in Lord's court both are equally praised...coz HE keeps forgetting me and I keep forgiving him :) ...

on this note...good night...think about :) the habit of forget and forgive...it's gonna save you from many many hassles and stress...

There are over 7 Billion People on Earth and you'are gonna let 1 Person ruin your day ? DON'T

+Craig Luecke said this on his g+. I do not know who is he...but very good pic and great thought

It 3 AM in the night, woken up by sound of drops of rain falling...It's first rain of the winter @ Gurgaon.

The fragrance is amazing around and the cold chilly winter breeze blowing, outside the window...

This amazing thought, is gonna make my day for many many days :)
So guys and gals this it over again...
"There are over 7 Billion People on Earth and you'are gonna let 1 Person ruin your day ? DON'T"

The equation of heart

Search in Google

(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

and voila :) there is a heart waiting for you...This is the equation of heart

How To Catch A Lion

I do not remember the origin of this forward email, it came long long time back... however what to post in writer's block...
It is advisable to understand the original Laws from http://www.wikipedia.org


1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite  reaction. This implies you have  caught the lion (Assuming that you're  alive).


  2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.  Due  to higher relative  velocity, the lion will also run  faster and will get  tired soon. Now you can  trap it easily.


3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability  that the lion should be  in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.


4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.  Perform an inverse  transformation with respect to lion  Lion's in and we are out!


5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass in  it except the lions. Then sweep the entire forest  with  it.


6. Integration Differentiation Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire the area. The  lion is somewhere in the  result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t.  the lion to trace out  the lion.


7. Bohr Method:
Find a lioness. The lion would be rotating around her  in circular paths, and eventually would decrease the radius between him and  his nucleus.


8. The Moron's Method:
Tie down a goat with a tree, and wait on the tree for the lion. Hurrah! Here  comes the lion. Now as you have found it, get down and run with your goat to save it, before the lion uselessly kills it, so that you could use it next time. 

Hai Ye Maya - Don2

What a wonderful song !!!! in fantastic voice of Usha Uthup :) akhir kya hai Maya....


Listen to it: http://gaana.com/song/don-2/hai-ye-maya--remix-530300
Here are the lyrics: to sing while you listen in full volume


Na koi raat hai
Na koi din yahaan
Kya yeh andhera hai
Ki sirf hai dhuan
Aankhein dhoka khaati hain yeh kisko pata nahin
Jaane kya hai yahaan aur jaane yahaan kya nahin
Hai ye maya

Heere jo lagte hai woh
Mumkin hai angaarein ho
Chingaari lagte hai jo
Ho sakta hai taare ho
Aankhein dhoka khaati hain yeh kisko pata nahin
Jaane kya hai yahaan aur jaane yahaan kya nahin
Hai ye maya

Chehre hain sab ek se
Tu kaise pehchaanega
Dushman hai ya dost hain
Tu kaise yeh jaanega
Aankhein dhoka khaati hain yeh kisko pata nahin
Jaane kya hai yahaan aur jaane yahaan kya nahin
Hai ye maya Hai ye maya
Hai ye maya Hai ye maya

महादेव की नगरी - काशी - वाराणसी - बनारस

महादेव, (Lord Rudra)

This weekend, Face To Face is scheduled with you. See you on 3-Dec-2011 at Vishwanath Temple. There is a lot to talk about to you.

जरा ध्यान रखना, सर्दी काफी पड़ रही है. आपसे मिलने के बाद अगले महीने भगवान राम से भी मिलने जाना है.

Hirdu

Crowdcast

Crowdcast - Fantastic Word

I thought I coined it, however google told me that Crowdcast exist as a company on this globe...hmmmm
anyhow more to come on what I thought and what meaning on the globe exist already.

I thought Crowdcast should mean sending out a message to group of people with intent and direction to them to distribute it further without any second thought...like a wave....for e.g Crowdcast the Profile, Resume, CV...means sending it to the group of people you know of and telling them to forward it further in their groups and they keep on doing the same in their network...so on and so forth...this will make the CV reach almost every HR desk with very high velocity.

NFW WFH

Learn these acronyms and follow through


NFW = Not Feeling Well


WFH = Work From Home


:)

Rockstar - Yes, I will be there...Someday

Out beyond ideas of wrong and right, there 's a field. I will meet you there - RUMI - thought on which Movie Rockstar is made

Deep thought and very deep desire:

आखिर कंहा मिलूँ में उसे, रूमी ने सही जगह बताई है
गलत औ सही के माएनो से परे एक मैदान है, मैं तुझे वहां मिलूंगा !!!!

Yes, I will be there...Someday !!!

वृन्दावन का कण कण बोले, राधे राधे !!

वास्तव में "वृन्दावन का कण कण बोले, राधे राधे" !!!!

Yes Folks, Hirdu been to Vrindavan this weekend with bunch of friends and back...amazing trip and amazing place...

It all happened 'coz of amazing Zeal and Enthu of Gabber aka Sandy Hira, and Pinta Aka Rohit !!! More to post...

पहले थोडा सो लूं... !!!!

Happy Diwali - 2011

Wishing all of you a very Happy and Joyful Diwali :)

Addy Murphy sent out on FB - Happy Pataka in your Pants :) so uske liye...."Bhagwan tumhari mein Rocket Bheje !!!!!"

Kyun

जब से कॉल रेट हुए सस्ते, शब्द न जाना क्यूँ हो गए महेंगे

राह सामने

उठ अब रात भी ढलने लगी,

उठ अब सांस भी चलने लगी,

क्यूँ अब सुस्त है ये तन 

क्यूँ अब पस्त है ये मन

चल अब की राह सामने
चल अब की बांह थामने

मंजिल की तलाश में राह  को अब न भूलना,

जो चले हैं बांह थाम कर, उनको अब न छोड़ना

har ek friend zaroori hota hai

Airtel - Har Friend Zaroori Lyrics - A real good ad after a longtime, which I wanna watch.
Youtube Link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkz2rHQZYPg


Chai ke Liye jaise toast hota hai--
Vaise har ek friend zaroori hota hai


Aise har ek friend zaroori hota hai
Koi subah paanch baje neend se jagaye
Koi raat ko teen baje jaan bachaye
Ek teri kadki mein sharing kare
Aur Ek tere budget mein sneak in kare
Koi nature se guest koi host hota hai


Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai


Ek ghadi ghadi kaam aaye par kabhi kabhi call kare
Ek kabhi kabhi kaam aaye aur ghadi ghadi call kare


Gossip ka koi ghoomta phirta satellite
Koi sath rahe toh kar de sab alright


Koi effortless koi forced hota hai
Lekin har ek friend zaroori hota hai


Chat Room friend koi classroom friend
Koi bike pe race wala vroom vroom friend


Shopping mall wala shopping friend
Koi Exam hall wala copying friend


Movie buddy groovy buddy
Hi buddy--Bye buddy ---Joke buddy Poke buddy
Gaana Buddy Shaana buddy ---Chaddi Buddy Yaar Buddy
Kutte --kamine--- 
Everybody---Sab buddy
A to Z Gin din ke naam bheja Roast hota hai


Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai
Lekin har ek friend zaroori hota hai

Dost Nahin Badalte

Kuch bhi ho jaye - Dost nahin badalte :)

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:

Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.

Dad: Beta Kiska Hai.

Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:

Maa: Aag lage is college main.

Dad: Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.

Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:

Maa: Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna

Dad: Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna

Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain

NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR

Maa: Naukri hee kharab thee

Dad: Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi

Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain

BIRTHDAY PAR

Maa: Jug jug jiye mera beta.

Dad: Hamesha aage badhe.

Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

SHAADI PAR

Maa: Sadaa Sukhi Raho

Dad: Khush Raho

Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain

BACHHA HONE PAR

Maa: Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai

Dad: Khush Raho

Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:

Maa: Beta Bhool ja usko.

Dad: Mard ban.

Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

MORAL OF THE STORY:  

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte..

Sakshya

He never imagined that it can happen to him. He use to walk every evening across the shore since he finally decided to settle in this city...far from almost everybody who knew him. But today he felt his heart sinking more and more as he is walking along...

Today is May 12, 2058 - he is supposed to celebrate 80th birthday...but he is not...he never planned for it...he always believed he shall not live more that 40-45 years....but somehow...somewhere...something went wrong or too correct and he continued to live...

He saw the demise of all the loved ones...and very near ones...he forces himself to try to remember names of his few friends, the life and moments ...and all of sudden...life start rolling in front of him just like a reeling movie...

...to be continued. This post is pending since 2005 in draft...I kept collecting few pieces here and there...I assure you readers this is gonna be the most senti post ever conceived by me..you are gonna see how loss of near one keeps adding life to his life...how he watches merciful Lord taking away every single breeze around him

.just to tease your thought process a little bit more...start imagining yourself in era...where you see the horizon and there is nobody expect the horizon......

read through the very one among first few post devdaas last paragraph I am gonna see if I can create the magic once corners by Sharat Chandra himself.

वो देते हैं क्यों ये दर्द बस हमी को,

वो देते हैं क्यों ये दर्द बस हमी को,

क्या समझेंगे वो इन आंखों कि नमी को

लाखो दीवानों हो जिस चाँद के

वो क्या महसूस करेगा हमारी कमी को 

Pending from a long time to post...so posted tonight...still in complete...though

परदेसियों से न अखियाँ मिलाना

परदेसियों से न अखियाँ मिलाना - क्या होगा अगर ऐसा होगा...शायद खुदा कभी तो जवान रहा होगा और उसने तुम्हे देख कर कहा होगा "ए गुलबदन ...ए गुलबदन, फूलों सी महक कांटो सी चुभन...कहीं आज किसी से मोहब्बत न हो जाये...!!! 

कहीं इसी वज़ह से खुदा कहीं खुद ही अकेला तो नहीं रह गया ? :) 

अरे अब रात में बारह बजे ब्लॉग लिखने की कोशिश करोगे तो ऐसे हे ख्याल आयेंगे..

What have you saved today ?

So dear, what have you save today ?

Your Boss's Ass or Your Ass's Boss :) in short...your B's A or your A's B.

......

Yes, I am awake now !!!!

Yes, I am awake now !!!!....

It's been long slumber sleep...I do not know if such long sleep was worth it ....there is bit of guilt of sleeping so long...anyhow...

So folks...here am I...it's been an year now....I restrained myself from many activities...I wanted so much not to do so...but couldn't help it...so there were very little updates over the social network (aka circle now) ...ppl are already moving from facebook to google+...

anyways...it took a lunar eclipse, my parents visit...few hiccups...and a thorough scolding from soul to wake me up....

I am up now...watching new episode of "bikini destination" on Zee Trendz...after a long long time...it's reminding me of 2006...when I bought my Sony LCD in Bangalore.damn costly.but who cared and  Oh lord...what fun it was...!!!!  bachelor hood nights...deadly combination...friends, booze and seductive sessions going on ....

I am looking forward to meeting my few of my school mates @ Noida ...mugs of beers will be spilled....after an year of arrival in NCR...it's finally happening...I know I am gonna luv the time...'ll be singing the songs ....and cracking the same old jokes and pun...

another effect i will soak in this weekend will be the last movie in Harry Potter Series....The Deathly Hollows.....

Harry Potter had been a ultimate journey for me...I loved the plot, the character, the story flow...and the thought...I know for many many years...it will continue to brew inside me and many many philosophies, theories, judgement and single liners will come out of it...will be quoted very often... :)..just like I use stories from Ramayan, Mahabharat and Geeta on my test subjects...

anyhow folks....here is the new mantra...."Churn More, Burn More and Earn More"

Is it all lies ?

I asked lord - "If this world is not real, then Is it all lies ?"

HE smiled and said,"Well, my son, not the part that matters"

phir ho gaya bukaar

दिमाग के बज गए हैं बारा
हो गया है बुखार करारा

सर्दी ने ले ली है जान
हो नहीं रहा है कुछ काम

छीकों ने कर दिया है काम तमाम,
दवाइयों  से हम भी हैं परेशां

अब बस जरूरत है दुआ की
के hirdu को रखे खुदा थोडा चुस्त एंड दोरुस्त
तो ये दुनिया भी रहेगी तंदरुस्त

क्योंकि तंदुरुस्ती कि रक्षा करता है लिफेबोय...:) हे हे हे ...ही ही ही....