A lot of this has been forwarded to me and by me ...Finally I thought of posting the same :)
The teacher asked,"Singh Jr. what is your problem?"
Singh Jr. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in
the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Singh Jr. to the principal's office.
While Singh Jr. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
behave.
She agreed.
Singh Jr. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Singh Jr.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Singh Jr.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Singh
Jr. can go to the third-grade."
If you don't feel embarrassed please read further...
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Singh Jr. both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Singh Jr., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Singh Jr.: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Singh Jr.: "Pants"
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Singh Jr.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And
sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer, Singh Jr. was taking charge.
Singh Jr.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open
really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Singh Jr.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Singh Jr.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
Singh Jr.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was
looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Singh Jr.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Singh Jr.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
Singh Jr.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot
of heat and excitement?
Singh Jr.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get
it u have to use urhand.
Singh Jr.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the
same as intercourse?
Singh Jr.: TALK
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
Singh Jr.: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots
of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Singh Jr.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send Singh Jr. to DelhiUniversity, I got the last ten questions wrong
myself!"
