Saturday, October 14, 2006

Sight of beauty is joy forever

As I was thinking about this post, I was wondering if I have written about it before...I believe when I started writing the blog I wrote of joys of sighting beauty....

So after almost 2 years of writing the blog...lets again revisit the same with difference

So How do we identify the beauty....Before we start onto it, lemme make it very clear that this post is not about architectural beauty or sth...It's damn raw and tries to enjoy the subtle beauty of female gender in human beings :) so guys and gals we are talking only and only about gals....

Yes, so where we find gals...beautiful gals, gorgeous ones...the ones for whom you not only turn your head...you might even take a complete U circle on the road to just have an another glance.

So we see them everyday...They are very much there, spending hours and hours preparing themselves, polishing their personalities for us to cast a second glance over them, to check them out :)...You find them everyday as you cross the reception of you office, you pass through the HR aisle in office, go out for a breath of fresh air (read "to smoke") and you see a shift change in the Call centre next to your building, you find them when you are boarding the flight, on the airport, when you have a sip at CCD (Cafe Coffee Day) or Barista, you see them checking you out and just tapping their hairs here and there when you pass them in malls :), every nook and corner they are there, just for the sake of appreciation.

So what to do then..."Arrey...jaker bolney ki Mamu kya bindaas lag reli ho..." Abey aisey ke aisey he nahin bol dene ka...thoda politely bolney :) angrezi mein....

Here are my own personal favorites to break the ice with stranger gals anywhere...I am classifying them on the basis of scenario, and they are damn simple...I still wonder why and how they work :)...anyhow Since last few years I have felt, that there is almost no situation when you cannot strike a chat with a gal...and carry it forward :) it's just the matter of being there...Along with that I have also felt that the gals also desire to engage in talks...they enjoy the thrill of it but somehow they are either afraid to begin with or just dumb to start ;)

So here it comes....These liners do not wait for any ocassions to arrive... :) life is too short and happening to wait for anything...

  1. In big Offices : Most simple
    1. "Hi there, Do you have any idea where Miss Riya sits" ( Make sure you pronounce sit not shit :) - As soon as you are told, pop another question, "Would you mind guiding me there :)?" and lo and behold, she will start walking with you :)...umpteen gals have fallen for this...It's Most popular in Infy, but there guys subsitute Miss Riya with Building numbers...It doesnot matter if the gal is new or you are ...you just have to let your voice flow through her nerves :)
  2. In small Offices : Again more simple: (here everybody know everybody) ... A bit of tactic.
    1. In case you are of the type who wait for occasions : then occasions are immense...
      1. As soon as you see her going towards the lonely coffee machine...you too rise and meet her at coffee machine...there in there are millions of things you can say, you can use the common ones stated later or few specific...like .."It's been a long time since it rained in here (as if it rains and the roof shall start leaking - donot work in that typer of company)..."O Lord!! It rains too much in this city...Does this rains in whole city all the time or it happens in batches, what do ya say"
      2. In small offices the best part is that you never need a ocassion to begin the talk..coz there are very few options available, so it doesn't matter if she is new or you are a new joinee or even if both were there from quite some time and never had talk...just walk straight to her cube and begin..."Hi there, I believe we haven't been introduced...So Preeti, how is it going ?" :) knowing the name helps ...it really...helps ...
  3. In all the office the top most is "Did you worked for HP ?" Yes no whatever...who cares...even if you yrself never did ;) start it from here now...
  4. In CCD or Barista
    1. In case She is smoking - Never take out your lighter... - Go and ask it from her...and If She is alone and you too are then join her...tell her..it's not gud for the nature to smoke alone :)
    2. In case She is not smoking - Now it's a bit tricky

To be Continued....

7 comments:

  1. Tip for the day :-To know the name of an employee in IT Peep into thier Id or the name card on cubicle.

    Hey why dont you post some tips How to start conversation(Even though I am expertee in this field, always some more tips help for more betterments hehehe) with a hunk (no matter his brain is in place) & avoid conversation with geek & not so hunk types

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  2. BnB: You wish is my command...That post shall be coming up as soon as I shall finish this one up and one about the amzing delhi trip :)

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  3. hmm.. bird-talking expert.
    lagge raho hirdubhai

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  4. great peice...
    but what if girl didnt response...
    want to share one incidence..
    we 3 frens gone for a movie and there one of my fren take initiative to talk to a guy who is sitting besides her and when movie gets over and we came to know that guy is also doing same course he offer her help by saying.
    if any time you neeed my help you are always welcome..and before he ask of her number she just said tata bye bye and gone...
    bad luck to that guy...
    so keep in mind this wont happen...

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  5. hi hirdesh nice one but really girls are very moody and choosy so you should must evolve new ways also :0)

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  6. oye duble-patle manav,
    a tag coming ur way
    http://jeseem.blogspot.com/2006/10/wonder-years-tag.html
    so bhaijan, shuru ho javo

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  7. [jeseem] - Sure dude...I shall be untagging myself sooner than usual ;)

    [tanushree] - hmmm ... :) that is where guys usually mistake...Never offer help unasked ;) instead ask for some help...make gals feel that they are in control and than....everybody knows...

    [Pallavi] - moody and choosy...very much true...that is why guys who keep on inventing are the ones ....

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