Saturday, August 20, 2011

Dost Nahin Badalte

Kuch bhi ho jaye - Dost nahin badalte :)

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Dad: Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa: Aag lage is college main.
Dad: Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
Maa: Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna
Dad: Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain

NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR
Maa: Naukri hee kharab thee
Dad: Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain

BIRTHDAY PAR
Maa: Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Dad: Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

SHAADI PAR
Maa: Sadaa Sukhi Raho
Dad: Khush Raho
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain

BACHHA HONE PAR
Maa: Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai
Dad: Khush Raho
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
Maa: Beta Bhool ja usko.
Dad: Mard ban.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

MORAL OF THE STORY:  
Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte..

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Sakshya

He never imagined that it can happen to him. He use to walk every evening across the shore since he finally decided to settle in this city...far from almost everybody who knew him. But today he felt his heart sinking more and more as he is walking along...

Today is May 12, 2058 - he is supposed to celebrate 80th birthday...but he is not...he never planned for it...he always believed he shall not live more that 40-45 years....but somehow...somewhere...something went wrong or too correct and he continued to live...

He saw the demise of all the loved ones...and very near ones...he forces himself to try to remember names of his few friends, the life and moments ...and all of sudden...life start rolling in front of him just like a reeling movie...

...to be continued. This post is pending since 2005 in draft...I kept collecting few pieces here and there...I assure you readers this is gonna be the most senti post ever conceived by me..you are gonna see how loss of near one keeps adding life to his life...how he watches merciful Lord taking away every single breeze around him

.just to tease your thought process a little bit more...start imagining yourself in era...where you see the horizon and there is nobody expect the horizon......

read through the very one among first few post devdaas last paragraph I am gonna see if I can create the magic once corners by Sharat Chandra himself.

वो देते हैं क्यों ये दर्द बस हमी को,

वो देते हैं क्यों ये दर्द बस हमी को,

क्या समझेंगे वो इन आंखों कि नमी को
लाखो दीवानों हो जिस चाँद के
वो क्या महसूस करेगा हमारी कमी को 

Pending from a long time to post...so posted tonight...still in complete...though

परदेसियों से न अखियाँ मिलाना

परदेसियों से न अखियाँ मिलाना - क्या होगा अगर ऐसा होगा...शायद खुदा कभी तो जवान रहा होगा और उसने तुम्हे देख कर कहा होगा "ए गुलबदन ...ए गुलबदन, फूलों सी महक कांटो सी चुभन...कहीं आज किसी से मोहब्बत न हो जाये...!!! 

कहीं इसी वज़ह से खुदा कहीं खुद ही अकेला तो नहीं रह गया ? :) 

अरे अब रात में बारह बजे ब्लॉग लिखने की कोशिश करोगे तो ऐसे हे ख्याल आयेंगे..

Thursday, August 04, 2011

What have you saved today ?

So dear, what have you save today ?

Your Boss's Ass or Your Ass's Boss :) in short...your B's A or your A's B.

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