Endgame is near....iska matlab abhi bhi I have the trump card....he he he....end is not here... :)
kher....emotions and suspense apart...
I am now Diabetic (High Sugar) - ab daily 4 cup meethi meethi chai piyoge, phir raat mein uth uth ker chori sey fridge mein sey nikaal kar mithai khayoge to kya hoga...Ab bhugto...sab band ker diya hai doctor ney...
I have High Cholestrol (High Tgs (Triglycerydes...kuch to aisi he spelling hai) ) - Grrrr....Abe....Nutralite butter key paranthey khane sey kuch nahin hota...but office mein daily heavy lunch....Pizzas, Garlic bread with extra cheese ye sab kuch to gul khilayenge...and uskey uper sey picture dekhtey huey PVR mein burgers with that jumbo combo....ab bhugto....
and last but not the least....High BP....This is the perfect travel path towards...extraordinary lifestyle on bed....
Abey jab industry kilag rahi hai itni watt....
to yeah sab dilayenge kewal Khaat (Bed) ....
Sudher ja...Itni tension lene ka koi matlab nahin hai....Project is not worth for so much trouble....Ab bhugto....
So Hirdu has High Sugar, High Cholestrol...and High B.P...What else can any one ask for in recession with sword hanging every day on the job...
Any...Daro nahin sathiyo...Darr sabhi ko lagta hai...but darr key aage jeet hai...
Isliye...Hum aakkal kha rahein daily Paanch Tablets...2 for sugar...2 for BP, and 1 for Cholestrol...Iskey saath...Chai and Coffee with Sugar Free...only....No Smoking...No Daaroo...No Chicks...I mean Chicken...and no fishy affair...
Iskey Saath he roz subeh ...Biwi utha deti hai humko jayo Daud laga ker aayo... :( ....life mein kuch to Walk when you talk...wala idea shuroo ho gaya hai....
But a lot changes once a person gets High Sugar detected....Life is almost on the edge...
Take Care... itz not as funny as you made it out to be be...
ReplyDeleteAur biwi ki suno... ab toh court bhi yehi kehta hain!! :D :D
Very true...
ReplyDeleteRecession mein Biwi ki Suno...at least khaana to badiya milega
What are you saying man... this is NOT funny affair...
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!Is this REAL or some senti blogging?
ReplyDeleteSeriously Itni tension lene ka koi matlab nahin hai, Jaan hai tho jahan hai
Take real care